Boy, the Patriots Fan brain is a weird thing indeed.

The quotes served to indicate that I am not going to put an asterisk on the fact that he killed himself and we should somehow be okay with this. It doesn’t matter what he did to get where he was, ANY time someone decides their only option is suicide is a tragedy. Full stop.

Shhhhhhh, just stop.

counterpoint: FUCK AARON HERNANDEZ, he’s a murderer.

why did you put bad guy in quotes? Piece of shit killed dudes because someone accidentally bumped into him. The story of his downfall is tragic - his death most certainly isn’t.

You don’t need to use quotes when he was, in fact, a sociopath murderer.

The fact that he was a sociopathic murderer actually does makes his suicide much less sad than, say, the suicide of a normal person that never felt the need to kill someone over a spilt cocktail.

I would argue that him being a bad guy does indeed make this less sad.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

My husband cannot throw the ball and fetch the ball.

This is all the proof you really need.

This comment might be the literal embodiment of Stockholm Syndrome.

“Pussies” - MCL

Musical Chairs? I've never heard it called that before.

“See, now here’s a high character guy who is going to be great.”

Of course he “aimed for Tejada,” how else do you break up a double play. I’m a Mets fan, the injury to Tejada sucks, but if any Mets player is in a position to try to score a run I would expect them to make a similar baseball play to try and get it done. If Tejada would have gotten a couple of bruises on his leg, we…