My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

That’s just the thing. There is no god. Never was.

I agree 100%...3 years ago I thought the Cardinals were a mild nuisance full of their own crap. Now I believe they are literally forged in Hell and Managed by Satan. It’s almost as though the Giants and Cardinals had a meeting with Beezlebub and were like...”How about we take the Odd years and they take the Evens”

The…

Let’s go LIVE to Skip Bayless for a reaction!

I know that driving home from the game after you got ejected sucks, but you really shouldn’t browse the internet on your phone while you’re driving.

“So here’s some dickhead, wearing a Red Sox cap.”

Replicated apparel might be the worst part of this very bad post.

Mike Patrick is not a football announcer. He is a decorative foodstuff, like those bowls of fake apples in model homes.

This is even more impressive when you realize the officer was unseeded.

Predicted response from pundits immediately upon hearing the decision:

Those look good, but it’s just too much. I really don’t need eight skins. Foreskins hit my taste buds much better.