Dear god, I can’t believe I forgot to mention the Zombie.

Yes! Set over “Am I Wrong” by Love Spit Love. They really nailed the “music as a background but not the focus” thing that.. well, really kind of feels like high school.

Oh, the witches are a joy, even now. It’s funny because I would have seen Hocus Pocus only a month or so after the Mario movie (I think it came out in July or August of that year, if I’m not mistaken). I loved both movies, but as an adult Mario holds up way better. My husband hadn’t seen Hocus Pocus until this year,…

Oh for sure, I have no beef with the old TMNT movies (refused to watch the new ones lol). The turtles themselves are ugly, but as I said, I loved that. They’re ugly in a good way.

Angus is a really good coming-of-age movie. That opening football scene slays me. Anyone who has never received credit they deserved can relate to that.

The first TMNT movie is not actually that terrible for something made with bad 90s ‘talk down to kids’ tropes left and right.

I wish I had 10 stars for this.

stompers :)

It’s a shame MST3K was only limited to stuff the tv studio owned or was in public domain. There were a ton of stuff that came out during their run that could have been torn asunder.

Everybody’s got a movie like that, I think. Maybe not one we build a website for but one that is objectively “not that good” but still manages to hit all the right notes.

When the actors playing the titular characters are pounding scotch between takes, it’s not a good sign.

Don’t act like you’ve never... <squints>... like you’ve never dug around in your underpants with a spoon before.

I mean, can you explain this?

This. It’s fun to watch, but there’s no Earth-# that exists where it can fool me to being unironically entertaining. All this movie needs is a host, Tom Servo, and Crow silhouetted at the bottom of the frame.

It’s a fun (if brain dead) movie if you take out the Super Mario Bro’s bit.

I’ll never say it was a great movie (or even a good movie) but dammit, for some whose time came after Captain Lou, Bob Hoskins was a damn good Mario, even if he has nothing to do with the video game character.

If you saw that movie as a kid (I did) and you still don’t want those jumping boots to this day, I’ll call you a liar

Toad, the mushroom-headed idiot

I’ve always said that this movie was a terrible Mario Bros movie, but a pretty decent sci-fi garbage B-movie. Pop it in and just enjoy the ride and pretend there isn’t an entire franchise built around a pair of Italian plumbers saving princesses.