As you get older, that will only happen more often. Steel yourself.

Ouija!

I’ve got a (can’t spell it) weeegeee board my sister ripped out of my hands opened and desperately wanted to talk to the spirits with. Christmas day her love of the paranormal died as I played it honest and didn’t move the pointer.

Bayou Billy wasn’t a bad game... just pointlessly hard. Very very hard. Hopefully you got to play Crystalis some other way. Definitely one of the NES’s best games.

Superman 64. Christmas of 1999 I think.

It singlehandedly turned me away from being a Superman fan.

X-Men: The Ravages of Apocalypse.

I don’t think I’ve ever gotten a bad gaming present. Even if it’s a game that I don’t normally play, I still play it to completion because someone went out of their way to buy it for me and I appreciate that they did so. If it is from my mom I definitely take time to play it since my mom is awesome.

Works great if you block all the ads with a pihole (and a VPN if away from home).

Okay, sure.

Yes! Set over “Am I Wrong” by Love Spit Love. They really nailed the “music as a background but not the focus” thing that.. well, really kind of feels like high school.

Oh for sure, I have no beef with the old TMNT movies (refused to watch the new ones lol). The turtles themselves are ugly, but as I said, I loved that. They’re ugly in a good way.

Angus is a really good coming-of-age movie. That opening football scene slays me. Anyone who has never received credit they deserved can relate to that.

The first TMNT movie is not actually that terrible for something made with bad 90s ‘talk down to kids’ tropes left and right.

I wish I had 10 stars for this.

stompers :)

Everybody’s got a movie like that, I think. Maybe not one we build a website for but one that is objectively “not that good” but still manages to hit all the right notes.

When the actors playing the titular characters are pounding scotch between takes, it’s not a good sign.

It’s a fun (if brain dead) movie if you take out the Super Mario Bro’s bit.

I’ll never say it was a great movie (or even a good movie) but dammit, for some whose time came after Captain Lou, Bob Hoskins was a damn good Mario, even if he has nothing to do with the video game character.

If you saw that movie as a kid (I did) and you still don’t want those jumping boots to this day, I’ll call you a liar