As you get older, that will only happen more often. Steel yourself.

C”might be one of the worst movies of the year, but it is so breathtaking in its failure that it’s actually well worth a trip to the theater.”

Maybe the science fiction part is Jim Carrey landing Zooey Deschanel

I mean dogs and cats are ready to fuck and have babies before they're even 1 (meaning a supposed 6 or 7 year old father/mother), so sexual and developmental maturity bear little cross species resemblance relative to total lifespan.

“Only there are plenty of humans who appear much older than they actually are. “
Burn Gorman.

Does nobody understand that aging and development differs froms species to species? They literally even said that in like episode 2.

Can we call them “Yoda years”? So if 50 human years is about 2-3 Yoda years, the oldest Yoda can actually be is 54 human years old. However, we don’t yet know how old Yodas are when they develop language skills — sure, we know approximately how old a human is, but a human lifespan is also, at most, 120 years (probably…

I love at the end of Goonies when they finally figure out what the maid is saying about the gemstones, right then and there and with no authentication or valuation, the father tears up the contract based off the fact his children found “pirate booty”. And true, a pirate ship just floated away in the background, but 1)…

The 1990 TMNT movie absolutely holds up. Not only is it still consistently funny, but the grimy look of NY and surprising (at least in contrast to the animated series) weight given to the abduction of Splinter and the menace of Shredder, makes it a uniquely stylish adaptation.

Holes was a decent enough kids movie, I think, but I mostly just remember my intense delight when I saw that the part of the incredibly deadly local poisonous lizards were being played by (painted) bearded dragons, the friendliest, most human-lovingist lizards ever.

The 90's TMNT movies definitely hold up: the animatronics are really good, and there’s a lot of character to the films. On the other hand The Wild, Wild West is crap from start to finish. The effects are awful, Brannagh acts like he really doesn’t want to be there at all, and the movie squanders the strength of the TV…

Ouija!

I’ve got a (can’t spell it) weeegeee board my sister ripped out of my hands opened and desperately wanted to talk to the spirits with. Christmas day her love of the paranormal died as I played it honest and didn’t move the pointer.

Bayou Billy wasn’t a bad game... just pointlessly hard. Very very hard. Hopefully you got to play Crystalis some other way. Definitely one of the NES’s best games.

Superman 64. Christmas of 1999 I think.

It singlehandedly turned me away from being a Superman fan.

X-Men: The Ravages of Apocalypse.

I don’t think I’ve ever gotten a bad gaming present. Even if it’s a game that I don’t normally play, I still play it to completion because someone went out of their way to buy it for me and I appreciate that they did so. If it is from my mom I definitely take time to play it since my mom is awesome.

Works great if you block all the ads with a pihole (and a VPN if away from home).

Cameron liked the visual aspects of it, but that doesn’t make a story. It’s just window dressing.

...it seems unlikely [Alita] is going to continue.