Not my thing, but listenable.

They must have just parked the car there, the grass is still green.

Now, now, no need to be so accurate.

My store is definitely gray, bleak and run down, and it’s only 10 years old. One of the times I went there was to get a car battery, because they sold the highest rated one. The shelving for the batteries was collapsed, and they were out of stock on at least 1/3 of the models, including mine. All my trips to Walmart…

I was a kid when these came out, and they were fairly popular where I grew up. I thought then, and still do that these are really good looking cars, especially in yellow.

Thanks for the warning.

Dark turkey meat is tastier and juicier than white.

Eh, his ice cream isn’t even close to being as good as Haagen Daz. I think the only Oberweis I buy is Egg Nog, it’s pretty good. 

Walmart. Although, I broke down and went there once to see what it’s like. Had some good stuff at good prices. I’ve been there maybe 2-3 times since. It’s bleak, and I’d rather support local stores like Schnucks or Dierbergs. (RIP Shop’n Save).

The first time he hits a corner, it will plow at first, then the car will rotate around the engine. How many times will depend on how fast he’s going.

So, Americans?

Had it.

Spray tanned? Maybe, but remember, she was born in Chile, and is over half indigenous. She’s only about 1/3 white.

I suspect that after deducting the costs of using your own car, especially if you use commercial insurance like you should(pretty sure normal insurance won’t pay out if they find out the accident happened while you are delivering) that the job isn’t much of a loss.

You ain’t kidding. My dad had a Volare wagon for while. Had to get rid of it because driving a car Fred Flintstone style only works in cartoons.

No, no, and I don’t hate the last one.

That’s exactly how St. Louis County works. Almost nothing goes to trial. It’s a lot easier to plea to something than take a chance on going to jail, guilty or not.

It already is in Oklahoma.

Oh, good choice. I still think Aston Martin rebadging the iQ is even more egregious, but that’s a close second.

That’s not ridiculous, that’s cool.