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I like them. Tastes vary.

Wait, there are other ways to cook?!?

At least Paula Deen can cook.

The Whopper is the best fast food burger out there. The only one that doesn’t need cheese to make it good. The tomato slice is part of this wonderfulness.

Really? I expect better from you.

In general, Eastern Washington, Oregon and California are indistinguishable from Alabama.

Libidiotarians

This reminds of a similar, yet different story. I had to walk up to the door via a walkway covered in figure skating competition quality ice. Naturally, I slipped, and instead of falling, I threw, not dropped the pizzas which landed upside down. I continued on without inspecting, told the customer that I almost fell…

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1980 Pontiac Sunbird with 90 very unenthusiastic horse power. With the automatic it had, I wouldn’t count on it beating the 2CV mentioned elsewhere in the comments in a drag race.

Some people do, I’ve seen the term “Camcord” thrown around here.

On a road, I’ll take that bet.

Probably be a lot cheaper by then.

Maybe because he died in 1997 at age 90. :)

I’ve made 398 so far. I’ll get there.

You’re really bad at this. I mean, other than being really unpleasant which you are really good at.

Sorry, I got bored with your word salad about 2 sentences in, sorry if I missed an actual point in there. I apologise profusely.

Duh. It’s all relative. That was my point, genius.