This bottle of Steven’s, awakens ancient feelings...

If that's your attempt at a joke, then you probably shouldn't be lecturing other people on who's funny and who's not

Wanna see an SNL article not about Pete or the news anchor guys someday, all just “Cecily Strong shows up to work regularly, does good job, does not look like a candy cane with a bunch of tattoos on it.”

In 2 minutes no less!

^ 2 block chump. 

Disclaimer: not me.

Honestly, I’m amazed the pic doesn’t have their laptop monitors facing the camera, giving away sensitive information.

Yeah, this is me. I have tons of friends, a great education, a fantastic job, a pretty good outlook on life, and I become batshit crazy during breakups. I will stalk, threaten, even abuse men if I feel they left me without concern for MY emotional health, MY schedule, or MY personal goals. It’s led to many domestic…

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

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very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

Lol.  We asians get harassed all the same, we just don’t get shot w/o cause.

Sounds great, but with a rotating circular brush, how do you keep the cleaning agent from flying all over you and the area you’re working in?

Sounds great, but with a rotating circular brush, how do you keep the cleaning agent from flying all over you and…

Oh yeah, bang her right in front of the window, or text the ex whilst getting pleasured and say “if you did this we might still be married.”

He knows what he’s got...

someone not at work should google EDGING to see if the Ford Edge I saw comes up.

Sorry, but “Buckner” sounds like a made up name, “Mark.”

How Is The Twins Playoff Losing Streak Even Possible?

The guy is a hero for standing up for what he believes in, in the face of an oppressive government.  The fact that he beats up Tai Chi dorks is icing on the cake.