Hello, what’s your Twitter @? I need this on my timeline.

This light is already gone, unfortunately.

This light is already gone, unfortunately.

Just a wee bit.  

Fuck him and that needle-dicked “editorial director” who wouldn’t know what what an ED was even if it ran up to him and snapped off that trick dick he wears because his own is allegedly afflicted with ED but the other kind of ED that fucking sucks, not the Deadspin ED that I’m suggesting also fucking sucks.

Very Stable = no filter 

Exactly. Makes one wonder if the writer used anything beyond regular soap. 

Exactly. Makes one wonder if the writer used anything beyond regular soap. 

I assume Johnny Ma is asian and that the cops leave him alone.

I was going to correct him but based on the number of stars he has received, I  assume there is a joke in there.

I loved this piece, thank you Erik.

Did they really? Sacrilege.

Dumbfuck says what?

Well you’re a fucking stupid guy with a limited vocabulary.

I’m blaming the Lakers on this one. They boogey oogey oogied and now they can’t have Boogie no more.

Magic?

That Phillies 1st baseman needs to move his fucking foot.

Thanks. I hope it was the spellcheck, I really do.

I dunno.  I posit the Venmo diagram of unwritten rule dbags and shift proponents looks like a bad boob job.

Rumors were that he was poking ass, everywhere!

He used only 4 commas you little, whiny, smelly, ultra cleansing douchbag.

deleted - was too anti-cracker, even for me.