You are not correct, sir. 

Checked Mamba’s nails - no white paint or white girl dermis was found.

Many fans are saying that Fandazzled is a dumbfuck red hat-wearing Cards fan - this fan included. 

Cardinals fan says what?

He said business majors you dumbass fuck. Your wanton misinterpretation of the OP suggests you may be both “scum and shit,” to use your own words.

I was trying to decide how I felt about your post and decided to use your own words - completely laughable. 

Pretty sure the article above says that the guy who lied about being in the car with Winston is not the guy who is in prison for rape. It was the rapist who said, truthfully, that Winston was in the Uber alone.

Not a shot in the dark if it was more than likely you were correct.   Money on Pedroida being on the juice also. 

+1 Insight

The competition of these wars invariably breeds innovation so I root against any cessation of console hostilities.

Seems like PS gamers have hella time to post shit like this, though.

I certainly won’t pass up this chance to be impressed by Woj’s creative phrasing.

My little monsters would have been crying that I lost their effin’ ball before I made it to second.

surgically?

This is good.

But you have no problem if she talks about her current boyfriends, right?

I backed out of the surgery as a college aged youth on my parents’ insurance because of the horrors I heard about the recovery which included no competitive basketball for 6 months. Looking back from mid-age and breathing as I do, that was a dumb move.

I wouldn’t say it “worked” for the Kennedys considering the way things turned out by the end of the 60s.

But if you give me a moment, maybe I can manage a second. For country.

A knee pillow would do just fine.