Too bad O'Neal didn't write this piece. He could have gone on and on about how he doesn't care about this franchise some more.

This marks the absolute very first time I've ever agreed with Dowd. Too bad he ends his piece with the most facile Community reference imaginable.

I approve of the outpouring of love this site gives Al Yankovic, staff and commenters alike.

This is actually a great job.

You could also have gone with Sandler's character from Punch-Drunk Love. But it wouldn't have been as cool of you.

Amelie found a way to make her insanely out-of-touch infographic even less cohesive an idea: verticize it!

Let the Seth MacFarlane hate already have begun!

Dowd prefers films with no edge. This one isn't glossy enough for him.

Spider captures mental illness better than any film I've ever seen.

You don't know Dowd. If he gets Guardians to review, he'll find the most pedantic, random reason to give it a B- or less. Guaranteed.

Well, yeah. And King Kong kills tens of dudes and sexually assaults a woman. And Freddy Krueger is a child murderer. You've never rooted for the bad guy?

People who like great performances from classic horror film actors portraying a character who starts the story with a broken neck.

You didn't read hate from my post. I agree with Wetbutts that "The Raft" is great horror. It just isn't anything like the comics they're supposed to be celebrating.
Also, I am pretty light, thank you.

Oh, Pancho!

People already tearing into this choice. The problem with this movie is that the stories they picked are nothing like the EC Comics they took inspiration from. Unlike the original which was a dead-on pastiche.

I can dig that.

You win life now.

Just throw the paranthetical "Karloff's rival" onto Lugosi's credit, huh? In what way do you mean this? There was every evidence that they were pleasant to one another (unless everything you know about Lugosi comes from Burton's Ed Wood).
I also think you're too harsh on this sequel. I think it's fantastic. and…

Look! My name isn't up there!

Fair is fair!