My respect for Todd VanDerWerff has grown three times this day.

You're saying people follow that sort of thing?

The movie was terrible. And I don't like Rogen specifically because of it.

It's a terrible play. "Into the woods and out of the woods and into the woods and out of the woods…" until you want to kill it dead.

Me too. I was the second to link this site.

Oldman is one of the greatest film actors of all time. But he doesn't appear to be too smart. "Waa. Why don't I get to say hate speech? They do."

It was a gag paper printing place that all these productions used. Nothing really all that mysterious about it:

I almost Googled that.

What do you call a title that sounds real but isn't? You know, Like The Beast that Ate Manhattan.

Will the AV Club also pay damages when I am beaten and raped?

Ha ha! That was supposed to be "blind hatred". Remember"bling" though? How that was a thing?

Read any Newswire written by O'Neal about Paltrow.

Seriously: Tom Stoppard!
I'm surprised that AV Club is backing this, what with their bling hatred toward Paltrow.

"Riba does his best action directing with the heavy hitters, and he stages a brutal beatdown between two raging blondes working through their identity issues by punching their reflections."
That's just nice writing.

It really is! Pixar's Herman's Head!

This is a fantastic read. And well-researched. I always wondered why this arc had such an amazing twist that suddenly went nowhere.

Say what you want, but it was the ONLY protest music on the radio while we had an administration in charge that had the public convinced that dissent was un-American.

Indiana Jones > Han Solo

I can see Amelie loving Orange is the New Black. I bet she gets down close to the screen when Taylor Schilling is on and screams to her family, "that's me! Thats SO me!"

You put a lot more thought into this than the article does. Too bad you're not getting paid to write that.