I would say more like “Fuck Everyone who voted” but who am I kidding.. It was like choosing which poison to take. The ballot read, and I quote: “You want the red restriction of freedoms or the blue restriction of freedoms? Either way, you will be fucked in the ass. XOXO Republicans & Democrats”

I know what a cliffhanger is. That’s how I know what a bad cliffhanger is.

No it’s 8 AAA’s just to piss people off.

The game was ready, but the DRM of the time wasn’t up to Metallica’s standard.

Screw those Russkie bastards! Oh, first satellite in orbit? We own the damn moon!

Television executives are idiots. I mean, they cancelled The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. and Firefly, FFS!

I’ll solve your problem.

I’ll solve your problem.

“People said I was crazy, but I found a piece of hat with Alan Grant’s DNA on it, so I did what any rational scientist would do - I created a perfect clone of Alan Grant. Thousands, actually. And I built a theme park where these Grant clones get to run free, in their natural habitat”

Length isn’t the main indicator of quality, but I have a finite amount of money to spend each month on video games and I’d like to make them last.

io9 is total Marvel fanboys, man. They crap all over DC and it’s a conspiracy.

Armed robbery doesn't count as PvP?

I was thinking the exact same thing. The original film didn’t need any more usage of their Proton Packs. Because everything ELSE in the movie was strong enough to carry the movie through without Proton Packs-a-blazing everywhere. And from this review, it sounds like this movie is the opposite. Instead of enjoying the…

I can’t even purposely win this game :)

Star Trek 3: now with more Kirk

I really like the ratio of space ship to 1990's motorcycles. Tells me what they consider important. Tells me to stay way away away. This poster sucks as a poster for anything.

Also acceptable:

The only way I want to see “expanded canon” and “Blues Brothers 2000" in the same sentence is if the sentence reads “John Goodman was too large to fit into a normal howitzer, so they had to use the expanded canon to fire him and every remaining copy of Blues Brothers 2000 into the sun."

I’m sorry, that’s NOT what Superman looks like. There’s something off about it. let me see what I can do....

Good lord I must be old as dirt. “First home console” is an Xbox 360? My first home console had wood grain paneling on it and one button joysticks. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised for a console that’s over 10 years old that seventh generation consoles could very well be a lot of gamers’ first consoles.

Those aren’t bulldozers, they are front-end loaders. This is a bulldozer.