This looks like the website that companies give employees to select their end-of-the-year or anniversary “bonus” gift from.

It’s probably a blessing Quidditch isn’t in the game. The accompanying quest where you would have to inspect the genitals of the players would have been really awkward

Where’s all this shit Sony has been doing for over a decade plus? Please inform us.

The first ten seconds is full of the older one pointing at the younger one and shouting his name...

At 430 in the morning I'm milking cows.  Jebidiah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows.

People still vote republican despite having liquid shit sprayed in their face for doing so. People don’t learn.

Because delisting the old versions right before a remastered release turned out SOOOOOO well with GTA: The Trilogy Definitive....

This news has left me feeling a little verkempt.  Coffee Talk was like buttah.  

I’ll even settle for a remaster of 3! So much nostalgia just hearing this:

I’m sorry am I taking fucking crazy pills? That was obviously Shuma Gorath.

The same one where people think “black lives matter” means “black lives matter more than all other lives”. 

Ok, here’s an essay on what getting the media to deal with these kinds of issues is like from the other side; Long story short, it’s a depressing nightmare.

Also, as a reminder, Ubisoft protected and promoted abusers…

Taking advantage of power outage fear is child’s play for these folks. The clever ones invent a brand-new fear and sell that.

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Don’t you mean “Martha, Martha, Martha”?

This is the last straw.

Also, Lee didn’t even want the statue in the first place:

If Camacho ran he’d have my vote. He was capable enough to put at least one person who wasn’t a complete moron in a position of power, and actual listen to him.

I appreciate that Stephenie Meyer looked at 2020 and realized that she too wanted to help make this year a really bad year.