It’s probably a blessing Quidditch isn’t in the game. The accompanying quest where you would have to inspect the genitals of the players would have been really awkward

Where’s all this shit Sony has been doing for over a decade plus? Please inform us.

The first ten seconds is full of the older one pointing at the younger one and shouting his name...

At 430 in the morning I'm milking cows.  Jebidiah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows.

People still vote republican despite having liquid shit sprayed in their face for doing so. People don’t learn.

Because delisting the old versions right before a remastered release turned out SOOOOOO well with GTA: The Trilogy Definitive....

This news has left me feeling a little verkempt.  Coffee Talk was like buttah.  

I’ll even settle for a remaster of 3! So much nostalgia just hearing this:

I’m sorry am I taking fucking crazy pills? That was obviously Shuma Gorath.

The same one where people think “black lives matter” means “black lives matter more than all other lives”. 

Ok, here’s an essay on what getting the media to deal with these kinds of issues is like from the other side; Long story short, it’s a depressing nightmare.

Also, as a reminder, Ubisoft protected and promoted abusers…

::reads title::

This is the last straw.

Also, Lee didn’t even want the statue in the first place:

First they came for the construction and factory laborers, and I did not speak out—Because I was not a contractor.

I still haven’t gotten over the ps3/360 days when MS bought up all the dlc and exclusives they could and no one felt bad for the players that only had a ps3. Now the tide has a turned a bit and everyone is mad at Sony as if MS didn’t start this practice.

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

Well, I hope you’re all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of naive movie folks—folks from a Hollywood where values are ... different. They weren’t thinking about the money. They just wanted to tell a dramatic, intimate, smaller story, a story about a cosmic space force, and you slick movie-reviewers took ‘em for…

No, I’m sure it’s going to be “run a casino” update that’ll be so ridiculously expensive you’ll have to basically have buy shark cards for cause fuck you give us more money, which only makes me want to not bother even more than I already do.