The game was ready, but the DRM of the time wasn’t up to Metallica’s standard.

I’ll solve your problem.

I’ll solve your problem.

Length isn’t the main indicator of quality, but I have a finite amount of money to spend each month on video games and I’d like to make them last.

Armed robbery doesn't count as PvP?

I can’t even purposely win this game :)

Good lord I must be old as dirt. “First home console” is an Xbox 360? My first home console had wood grain paneling on it and one button joysticks. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised for a console that’s over 10 years old that seventh generation consoles could very well be a lot of gamers’ first consoles.

We all suck when we started, there’s a lot of friendly players on the street fighter subreddit that can help if you’re interested in getting better

Okay Satan

That’s so unfair, Dillon can totally do like, 3 different types of faces. They just happen to look like they’re all vaguely related somehow :p

My only online friend is my son. And he lives with his mum half of the time...

It’ll get better. ;-)

The key is to make superficial friendships.

It makes it much easier when you inevitably have to dispose of the bodies if you’re not super close. Also Quick Lime. Lots of Quick Lime.

Yeah, I have one friend on my PS4. And we’re never on it at the same time. And we mostly don’t play the same games.

Black Privilege is being able to dismiss criticism as racism.

Oh this one is easy. 1) The guy on the right carrying the orange pouch: The one on the right has a shirt that is green #50D050 and the other is green #50D051. 2) The guy in the orange. The one on the right is his twin brother, Akira. 3) Finally, one was drawn on Meiji 45 and the other one was Meiji 30. (You can tell…

Funny how she mentions the laws of physics while wearing an outfit that doesn’t look possible.