Chris Christie is hoping for the job, but I'm pretty sure Trump is just stringing him along.

"Well Duh."
- Marge Simpson

FAT WALDA HAD A CHILD, BAM BA LAM. THE DAMN THING GOT MAULED, BAM BA LAM.

Yeah, from the dialogue it seemed that Tilda was just a serving girl in the mansion and not the Baron's daughter at all.

They never should have let Sandler Cree-ate this movie.

You call it corny, we call it maizey.

Yikes. That hadn't occurred to me. Now it probably will. A lot. Thanks so much for that.

That would have been a bad cop-out. But at least when Gruner had the upper hand he would have gotten to utter his catch-phrase "Somebody's about to get Gruuned!" before being shot by the police.

Boy, those Germans have a word for everything!

For the record, we know the difference. In Canada we call bacon 'bacon' and we call ham 'ham'. The term 'Canadian bacon' is some kind of American made-up nonsense that we don't support or endorse.

Did you see the bus? They flipped the bitch!!

Persons Having Required Authority to Solve International Nuisances Globally.
Or are we not saying P.H.R.A.S.I.N.G. anymore?

These puns are making me want to Allahu Akbarf.

Joke's on Samaritan then. Claire would have been killed 10 times over if John and the Machine gang hadn't intervened.

I'm pretty sure you heard wrong. It was Silverpool. Still not a great name, I guess.

Junior: "Big Jim can't be talked to, he can only be dealt with!"

Big Jim: "Why'd you paint that, Pauline? I wish you hadn't."
Yeah. The same exact thing could be said about any one of her paintings.

STAMOS!! There goes my whole day!

And what a cameo!
Stoner Ben: "I saw the hardware store owner get crushed to death in his car when the dome slammed into it."

Anybody taking on the role of Iago has big shoes to fill, after Sir Gilbert Gottfried played him so masterfully.