Ya'll got fake poo?

"I didn't want all those people to suffer the way my mother suffered."
Except you just told us how one day your mom just dropped dead out of the blue. How did she suffer?

Aren't the kids from The Last Airbender available?

I feel so bad for him that I wish I could trade lives with him just to save him from all this embarrassment.

*After listening to the regular characters' dialogue for two minutes, Illyria cocks her head to the side.*
"I wish to do more violence."
*There's a quick massacre and then the series ends.*

Agent CocoPuffs CuckoosNest.

Punch up this scene with a "He's right behind me, isn't he?" somewhere in there, and we're ready to start filiming.

Or Enver Gjokaj in a wig.

Yes, by the law of averages something interesting should happen on the show at some point.
Full disclosure I haven't seen the past five or six episodes so I guess its possible something already did.

-Being Scary Terry in line-ups.

Technically only Tiny Terry loves his pickles. Regular Terry doesn't like them that much.

Drunk Dave, you are a really useful commenter.

But help me find my keys and we can drive out!

Well ladies and gentlemen, I don't think any of our contestants this evening have succeeded in encapsulating the intricacies of Proust's masterwork, so I'm going to award the first prize this evening to the girl with the biggest tits.

That's really weird - when I went to Singapore about 15 years ago I kept hearing that I looked like Robin Williams too - it was the only time I've ever been compared to him and it happened constantly during that trip.

That boy ain't right.

Am I the only one who just couldn't see the commissioner as an ominous presence? Every time he opened his mouth I expected him to use his girly "high-talker" voice from Seinfeld.

I figured they were just ignoring him because they know better than to get too attached to a black guy on this show.

I think she's probably alive too, but only seeing blood instead of gore doesn't mean much. Seeing a bunch of fresh baby-chunks may have been a bit much even for this show. And I vaguely remember Rick finding a bloody car seat along a highway once so I guess it happens.

Almost, but luckily the tank operator knew the best use of ammunition was to blow a bunch of holes in the walls of the buildings they were trying to capture.