You lied when you said you are not a musk fan. You constantly make up lies to protect your idol of your cult, regardless of them having any bearing on the truth.

Wait...so what is it....strong smell of EtOH and red eyes consistent with booze, or zero booze detected in blood?  No one asking WTF on this?

Is he a football player? Because this sounds like a situation colleges will overlook for certain student-athletes.

In a related report, King Vanga was able to successfully sue his parents....for naming him King Vanga.

At least they got a vehicle. There’s still 2,500 suckers who paid $50k up front for a Roadster (supposed to be delivered in 2020... they’re now saying 2025).

“I’m not a Trump fan but eggs are 20 cents more expensive so I’m going to vote for a fascist.” 

How much stock you holdin’?

My kingdom for them yo just go “yeah, we ripped all of you morons off! Suck it, dorks!” just for it to be of no material impact. Everything about civil discourse the last several years leads me to believe that’s what would happen.

Glad that asshole is getting fucked, twice.

Not an Elon Musk fan

“but if you compare against current MSRP, which is lower in 2024 than it was in 2023, it’s only 8% depreciation”

Asking price does not equal selling price. And a $15,000 discount for 50 miles isn't what I'd call "holding value" either.

He is becoming further and further detached from reality.

Lol. Will they back that up when you go to trade in your truck with them? I’m guessing not based on all the other chaff Elno has thrown up over the years concerning his products.

Alcohol and brain injuries just bring out the person you’re hiding.

Head injury making you more easily agitated, sure I can 100% buy that, but the racist was already in there, not it’s just more likely to come out.

She was definitely brain damaged long before the propane explosion.

Having brain damage definitely explains a lot, though it’s probably not the cause of the rant.

[The Simpson’s Treehouse of Horror III but the cursed frogurt is a rotary engine.mp4]

It wasn’t forgotten as much as it wasn’t even considered. I can drive an hour south and be in an area of the country where people have sat around for 50+ years and consistently voted red, under the promise that coal mines are going to magically reopen and bring prosperity back to the region. And they’ll keep doing it…