That’s one of those episodes I’ve basically decanonized in my head. Never happened. Ever.

Reading is sweet when the content isn’t shit and wastes your time.

I don’t even know where to begin with this review, other than... I think your preconception of The Muppets is putting you at a disadvantage.

It’s fucking video games, Nintendo. Not worth destroying someone’s life over.

I know saying that makes you feel good, since billions of people say something similar to it all the time, but it’s a shallow, empty thing to suggest someone “do it themselves, or shut up”. By that metric, you could never have a negative opinion of a movie because you’re not a filmmaker. It’s not realistic.

And the “great at parties” guy shows up, on cue. ;)

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The characters go together quite well, which helps enormously. The hunter and dangerous prey.

Not to mention now having to coordinate acquiring weaponry and someone qualified to shoot the thing down. Sounds easier said than done during a crisis situation like that. Meh.

There’s a huge divide between a cartoon parody, and photos that look like they could almost pass for actual sanctioned Star Wars material.

Yes, yes, I know... she’s sleeping with the droids, and sucking off a lightsaber. That’s obviously (to you, and me) a joke.

Hey, dead is dead! ;)

It’s a red herring. Superman killed ‘em.

That’s what I’m thinking. The text/typeface still looks completely acceptable.

Not a fan of Logi either, but as far as them feeling too 90s, seriously, just what the hell IS their logo supposed to represent? Totally feels like it was shat out 20 years ago.

On the other hand, I’ve been using this M100 mouse for well over a couple years and it’s served me quite fine, despite my angry and numerous TF2 sessions. http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc…

I think what he’s getting at is just a PIECE of the puzzle. The real issue, to me, is that the effects have overtaken the need for a strong story. And by this point in cinematic history, that just isn’t going to sell a movie to audiences. We’ve seen the amazing effects. We know you can put anything on the screen now,…

Remember how that RoboCop reboot destroyed the original flick? Yeah, me neither. Who cares?

I find myself worried that Nintendo will include the Muppet collab as part of the E3 criticism they’re being served. Quite the opposite: that was the HIGHLIGHT of the presentation. Love to see that be a regular thing.

“If a goddamn pronoun is what’s preventing you or your kid from buying a Raptor action figure, don’t get the figure. Go get therapy.”

You see “modular”. I see “shit that pops off while you’re playing”. I’m almost certainly wrong, but I’ll be interested in seeing how well this works out in the long term. :D