"I'm sorry, but all of our employees are currently busy with their own internal pet projects, and none of them are currently assigned to Steam Customer Service. The automated issue delegation system has rolled a 1d20 and determined that you will be banned for 52 weeks. Thank you for using Steam!"

Or, you know, they're genuinely happy having a phone that big and not doing it out of 'mentality'. It's been known to happen now and then.

Sure, but what are the odds that whoever gets the rights after HBO will have that same sensibility?

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"So when do I get a cameo?"

What if you don't see... any... color. Just alternating black and white radiation warnings. :/

It makes me get stabby, but there ARE people who are completely oblivious and uninterested in learning about anything before they were born. I used to work with one. I can't understand it, considering the massive wealth of cool and amazing stuff leading up to them being ejected from a vagina in the 90's, but they're…

Had you said "most people won't know or care about Mr. Game & Watch", you might have had the genesis of a point, but Pac-Man, for fucks sake?

It looks like it's quite a bit more than what a basic emulator and a custom map editor could provide: notice the 'thin' mushroom power-up and the stacking of enemies and so forth. (Yes, those could all be hacked into a ROM, but now you're just being a dick.) That and switching 'skins' where it shifts from original…

It's a violent, gritty superhero horse racing game that takes place in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Plenty of time for that later! ;D

I believe that bit, especially, was just tongue-in-cheek.

It's just a bit of fun. It's allowed. Especially at the end of their broadcast. I'm sure there were plenty of drive-by shootings, car accidents, and lousy weather being reported on earlier.

"Injustice: Dead Red Grand Theft Mario Kart Redemption - Ultimate Edition"

Nah, bad wording on my part. I meant Police Squad made it to film. The Naked Gun series, of course.

Ahh, good ol' Sledge. A genius series born too early to be properly appreciated, but not late enough to find a decent home on Adult Swim. Sort of like Police Squad. Though, that show was lucky enough to get a film franchise.

The last act of the flick where they went full-on Inverse Wrath of Khan... jesus, it took an already mediocre film and just destroyed it. Blegh.

That gets me genuinely pissed. Ugh.

Can't we just all agree that Spock possesses a "Get Out of Shit Free" card and let him use it just this once? :(

That is greatly encouraging! :)