I’ve been wondering that myself.

Yup, Slippin’ Jimmy conned me too, big time. Teared up too. Motherfucker...

You might be right, since I’m starting to see older Disqus comments attached to this profile now.

I know this isn’t the proper place, but given the state of affairs... Why aren’t my Disqus posts imported to this new profile yet? Is it happening to everyone?

I'd like to think I get Varga (or at least I've convinced myself of this in order to tolerate him): he isn't supposed to be a *real* character. Instead, he's a personification of Hawley's commentary on neoliberalism/unleashed capitalism. Everything fits: his thematic speeches, the embezzling stuff, the way he's…

I bet it was RIFE with puns!

Well, now he's down in it.

"Creative Differences", you may now join "Irreconcilable Differences" in the Overused Terms to Avoid Further Explanations Club.

Care to elaborate on how he did it, if it can be done in a non-spoilery way?

I may sound like a grumpy old man, but… Genuinely… Why the hell would anyone want to do *anything else* while watching a movie (save for bantering with friends and the like in the umpteenth viewing of a film)?

You misspelled Moral Orel.

I love how the writer doesn't even try to hide that this is a filler summer article.

Obviously that's the place for a paper printing of all The Onion articles.

I want all remaining and future organizations dedicated to the preservation of culture to also have pun-based portmanteaus as their names. It's the least we, the people, deserve.

I doubt David Chase's next project will be as great as his previous masterpiece.

Yep, there was a surprising lack of surreal visuals and refined cannibalism.

What? So "Kids: Yum!" or "Use Your Tears as Lube" were false titles? :'(

"Torrid, a division of Hot Topic"

I'm very sorry, but I refuse to read a Franco newswire that doesn't feature the picture of him kissing his mirror image.

Have I gone insane or did David Guarascio get a cameo in the premiere? There was a long-haired guy with a beard that had a similar complexion to him in one of the shots… The one where that guy threw the "final straw" frisbee, if I recall correctly.