Bruh. I feel like we’re from the same area. Everything you say makes perfect sense.

I'm with you. I have a car on order that I assumed I'd drive until I die but jeez this looks great and fits the hell outta my use case.

Hey man. A Pao is a cool car, it just leaves you unprepared for driving anything with more than 100hp.

I dunno, man. I've seen some cover bands that can do 70s and 80s Waters/Gilmore waaaaay better than 90s Waters/Gilmore.

“Lambolord." As in, "in the year of our Lambo-lord."

Nuanced take. I dig it.

Nah, man. Not that many 10 year-olds buy Lamborghinis.

These motherfuckers no-dice a 6k$ miata in great shape with hard top included. They’ve no-diced a brown manual wagon TWICE. 

It was the highest salary I ever made. I just couldn’t stand all the useless work. When we set up a drop-ship account with one particular online retailer. Same deal. It was maddening. I had never done so much online commenting in my life or since.

You mean the John Lee Hooker technique. Thorogood reworked the song from him.

Nah. A little epoxy and you’re good.

Beheading!?

That’s fair. I was an office bod for a startup for about 8 years. I eventually took on the bookkeeper’s position and the warehouse operations. I spent a solid 2 hrs a day emailing tracking numbers to people who got automated emails at every stage of the fulfillment process.

Nah I take edibles for recreation. Sleeping is a waste of a good buzz.

Same. It amazes me how many people are gainfully employed solely to trade emails around. 

This article is 100% shade.

Right? There’s understated, and then there’s “looks like some basic-ass sedan.”

Wait until they hear that I have an appliance car on order for msrp.

I delivered papers late 90s/early 2000s. It was YOUR route. No days off. Show up at 1-2 AM and start bagging your stuff. Finish 5-7 AM. Not a great job for a minor.

Newspaper delivery begins at 2 AM, and is 7 days a week, no days off.