I just couldn’t wait. My jeep gc (97) is at 280k+ and about to rust into the earth. Literal parts falling off. So I ordered a subaru so the wife has the adventure car while I have the comfortable car.

I drive in the Denver area and sooo many people just have no fucks and run that fuckin light.

I'd like to think the driver has had enough of light runners and was like, "OH YEAH MOTHERFUCKER?"

You know, when there are people still going through the intersection when my light turns green, I like to punch it. Yes, I’ve almost gotten in a few accudents like that and have had other drivers slam on the brakes and yell at me but FFS, it’s red. Don’t keep coming. And I’m in a large, old shitbox. If I drove a…

Americans think every road is for thier personal speed runs. That's why our roads cull us to the tune of 40k a year.

Oh no! I'm not falling for THAT one again.

It's like the "they cured cancer but won't release it" thing. It doesn't make sense on its face. 

Labor Day! It's not about the troops!

Boomers be out there making 80k a year and can't rotate a pdf.

Read it again.

Right. Work in a hospital? Nah. Better not go out in the snow. Some people have jobs that require you to actually do them. You like the extra ride height then.

Fly international. They give it away.

Your UK friends are a non-sequiteur. They drink and kill themselves, not other people. Totally different conversation.

Sure. That's why C-suite folks get fined and go to jail when there's systemic malfeasance, right?

Nah. I just specced and ordered a new car. They wanted a 1k non refundable deposit. Gave me a few days to be 100% sure. 

Can’t be perfect so dont even try? Fuck kinda shit is that? May as well blow your brains out now, right?

And ya can’t smoke in public buildings anymore either.

I've posited that the "v8 note" crowd is just harley people who are afraid to ride.

Measles is back. Whooping cough went from 1500 cases a year to 40k. Then there's this thing that killed more than half a million and still only half the country is vaccinated. So we're working on it!

Yeah, people hate realizing the consequences of thier lifestyles.