Yes, all 300 urban poor. 

True. President Camacho was smart enough to know when someone was smarter. Our last guy?

He did the right thing. He chose the non-lethal option first. He shot it when it came back. 

*Borat Voice*

Dude's trigger finger is so itchy that he grabbed the attacking aninal with his bare hands. He didn't pull a gun until it attacked again.

I dunno. He hit it, killed it, and it DID have rabies. He didn’t shoot the first time. He shot when the literal rabid animal attacked yet again.

Same. We have coyote all over the neughborhoods where I live in Colorado. All the signs say so. My cats all stay inside. Sorry to hear about yours.

This is like my neighbors when they move into suburbs with wide-open fields that house coyote (all the signs say so) and are upset when they see coyote. Of course they're used to humans. We moved in next door.

Yeah. Reminds me of “it’s a ‘shop" guy.

Man, i love furry things so much that wife and step-kid call me the bunny whisperer, but when shit attacks, you gotta do wjat you gotta do.

Getting ready to pick up a Crosstrek here (Denver). I’ll keep the seats folded flat and double the cargo space. This thing is so close, but not quite.

Except instead of a weekend, it’s may through september.

Buddy, 60% of our people don't believe in evolution.

Hold up... I’m generally in favor of rule-following. I have never seen such a sign and the solicitous manner of the associates running diagnostics or offering to swap your battery for you suggests they kinda don't mind. And we're talking about changing your oil. Don't go escalting on me. 

Wait... why not? You can even give them the old oil right there. Knocking it out in the lot saves a trip. More if something goes wrong.

It's for dysphasia patients. I work in institutional kitchens (nursing homes, hospitals, surgical rehabs) and it's a staple. 

Exactly. In real terms, he had time think, "what the? Oh sh-"

This canard comes up pretty often among people who don't understand how attention works. Your brain takes a bit longer to process the unexpected. It'll take a couple of seconds to understand what you're ecen seeing.

Right. Republicans never that. Except, you know, when they have. 

The Hummer is "fuck you" sized. I think it'll sell in the segment intended.