These are all over where I live. You see five in a few blocks. My wife loves hers.

Market presence in a specific segment.

I work for a healthcare industry contractor. One client site had the longest ongoing covid outbreak in the state for a year. State levied fine after fine for infection control violations related to cost-saving measures. Understaffing, inadequate PPE, ignoring quarantine measures, etc. Hundreds dead, many more hundreds…

You spent a lot of time being the guy you hate. Next time you suspect you should STFU, maybe do that.

We just built out off 70th and Federal near that midtown development. Our house appreciated 100k since completion in September. This whole area is sbout to get real pricey real quick (new fashion gym just opened in the old safeway) and a lot of these people are going to have to shift south across northgate where shit…

THIS idiot may not have hit the cop car, but cops and fire trucks and ambulances and tow trucks get hit so often that it's a whole thing. 

Last time I was in London (2017), you could hear street racers all night. I’m told they’re various Saudis and Russians and no one does anything. We were a couple of blocks from the Eye and you could hear em floor it, shift, shift, brake, downshift, tires sliding around corners, floor it... all around the block all…

No. That's incorrect and you're moving your goalpost. 

Oh course he never heard of "tread lightly," he's got a crazy-price v8 truck that gets single-digit mileage.

Strolling into a dealership lookong to buy a car is the first clue.

Man... it was like ‘94. I’m sitting on a screen porch as a storm rolls in over the canal and the sound was like a thousand whispering beasts rushing ever closer. The rain hits the screen and turns it into a wall of wailing, rain-soaked faces. Trent Reznor screaming electronic noise into my ear. I was just completely…

You’re making a bad faith argument. “Eithet tesla is profitable ot it isn’t.” Amazon doesn’t EVER turn a profit and never has.

You can’t work for a million dollars. You gotta sponge it.

I actually assemble and paint gundam models as a hobby, but i keep that shit in the basement where it belongs.

Are you familiar with Ford?

My wife picked up her jeep at an auto nation dealer and the kid who gave her the keys was all about explaining the features.

He doesn't need sponsorship. All his expenses are deductable.

If you can afford this, you can afford the TRT that’ll have you laying pipe like it's your job.

I think Tesla’s looks range from “ok” to terrible, but that wouldn’t stop me if I were in the market for one.

Some writers have different opinions/biases/modes they like to live in, and so write about Tesla (and other topics) differently. The way some people talk, they think Jalopnik is this one guy.