I love when people double down on bad takes.

For every golf club they add, they must remove two bones.

Wouldn’t the evidence of protest “working” be the actual policy change (which neither happened nor does it appear to have it increased in likelihood of happening)?

They should include fans in these contests so we can see how they stack up/don’t stack up. Have fans try to catch the drone drop, and bring in dodgeball teams to play against the NFLers. I’d watch 3 hours of that.

“I’m going to have to fight a chicken right now with my dick hanging out in the Caribbean”

Yeah, that part killed me. How charitable of him to play catch with his own children.

lolwut. travis kelce doesnt get 1/10 the publicity positive or negative of those guys. he plays tight end for kansas city - should anyone care? cam newton won a heisman trophy in a season proclaimed by some as the best by a qb in cfb history; last season he won nfl mvp and this year he crashed and burned. obj has had…

Is it that he plays on a team no one cares about?

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

Watching the Nintendo Switch presentation is like watching an ex girlfriend who has so much potential but is totally making the same fucking mistakes over and over and you just want to shake them and tell them to stop.

I was starting to feel old because I’m older than the majority of NFL players. I am not prepared to be older than the coaches.

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

Yes, a football player should file an assault charge against another player for conduct on the playing field. Makes sense.

Yeah good use of time for the local police.

You don’t need to wait until February 26 to see a shootout in Chicago.

I feel like this headline is attempting to discourage behind the back passes and I don’t like its tone.

Can someone send him to rehab?

He is making himself a SHITLOAD of money this season by playing well and doing all the right things at a time when he’ll be ready for a big-time contract extension. I hope it’s not an act, because it’s incredibly refreshing.

I am regularly impressed with how Pryor handles himself. He got forced from playing QB to receiver, and after a couple years of learning a brand new position, has started to bloom. Second, he plays for Cleveland. He deserves a hug for that. And now, he handles the trash talking opponents as well as anyone ever has.…

F that, there needs to be a stigma for suicide. Unless terminally ill, you SHOULD feel like suicide is wrong. Normalizing it is idiotic.