The 4Kids version will say that he banished him to the shadow realm.

And yet nobody seems to agree with my DUI theory.

Feature creep has long been one of the assumptions for why the game isn’t out yet. That seems to be correct!

Obviously suicide is horrible, but I can’t help but find it a little funny that the first thing he does in game is seemingly jump to his death. Then it cuts to him smiling.

Could be... but is it?

So this guy definitely got a DUI after one too many late night benders/”strategy sessions” at his law firm, right?

Dear god... do you hear that? The howling, the snarling, the... sounds of eating?

I hate statements like this, even if the writer is being facetious.

i think the lesson they are learning is they dont need bottom feeder youtubers to promote the legend of zelda.

“Heartwarming: Influencer Accidentally Invents Company Towns”

If you are rich enough, any crime for which the punishment is simply a fine is not a crime for you. 

he got his gun and opened fire on the figures that were running away from his property, unintentionally shooting the 14-year-old.

This is all just AI, isn’t it? This has to be AI. There’s no way Nintendo’s legal team is this consistently stupid unless they hired an intern to input a set of data and push a button and let ‘er rip.

he got his gun and opened fire on the figures that were running away from his property, unintentionally shooting the 14-year-old.

Dunning-Kruger in full effect.

The few sovereign citizens I have met share a common trait. The unearned confidence of an imbecile.

“Has YOUR car recently been engulfed in flames and rammed with a Subaru??? Come to the collision experts at CrashChampions!”

The crosstrek must be forgettable in that Jalopnik reviewed it twice and already forgot what it looks like.

But wait! It will get even cuter in a decade.

In today’s world of higher inflation, the move away from sub $20k cars since 2017 isn’t surprising. $20k in 2017 is like $24,627 in 2023 money. And Per US News, there are over 20 options in this price range with a lot of models coming in with starting MSRPs between $20 and $24k, which is just over the sub $20k limit…