Could be the slowest race in GP history. Instead of a chicane, the course should include a drive-through lane, and the driver has to hold an order of fries between their knees until they finish eating them. Then they can tactically throw the empty container over their shoulder.

Oh God don’t remind me of that scene.

People in real life: Hi, how are you doing?

A normal person might think, “We’ve gotten so wildly judgmental that even people who vote for the same politicians we do have resorted to some wild bs just so we won’t berate the heck out of them.” but a quick look through the comments reveals there are actually no adults in the room.
Self reflection, nah.  Let’s…

Yeah, I totally go make five-figure purchases specifically to tell the world I’m upset with a corporation’s CEO!

Eh, egotistical asshole could describe many CEOs, and being eccentric isn’t a fault in and of itself. This whole hardcore maga thing is fairly new. I can’t fault Tesla owners who bought their car years ago

Yeah. I find myself having these moments more and more often these days

Haolong must we sing this song...

Are we gonna say that every plane copied each other at this point? or cars copy each other for the general shape?

All of a sudden? Hating Elon is not new. He’s been an embarrassing imbecil since at least the cave submarine incident. 

He always claims 2 years because it's to pump the real product, TSLA stock.

If your insurance scam plays out like an attempted carjacking then you should have every expectation of getting shot.

Stop telling me that things which do not fit my lifestyle secretly fit my lifestyle. It doesn’t suit my lifestyle. But my regular car does. If an EV wants to suit my lifestyle, I’ve told you how it can suit my lifestyle.

Actually it contains chloride; chlorine is diatomic.  But I understand your point.

That’s why it doesn’t have windows. So you can’t see how close to death you are every other minute and don’t see that Final Destination coming at you!

I can’t believe they called it a “van”. A “20 person van” is a bus. But they can’t call it that, as it would mean their idiotic fan base can’t as easily proclaim it to be “disruptive” and “innovative”. They are too stupid to realise it is a small bus, not a van.

By the way, that AI generated “van” thing was fed this train (art deco streamliner):

Sure the stock is tanking after everyone collectively began to realize that the emperor has no clothes and is just hocking miracle tonics, but I guess they don’t realize that it’s more of a Shelbyville idea.

It’s disappointing the BMW is sticking with its dual-use platform. The result is a compromised ICE setup and a compromised EV. I’d be interested in an EV M3, but not if it’s on a dual-use platform. 

Should have gone with the monorail. North Haverbrook did, and as far as I know, they are quite happy with it.