The jokes on Votto. That Indians fan was never thin.

Someone needs to teach the Russians how to paint the house. The button in that promo video is about twice the size it should be.

Unicorn frappuccino doesn’t have coffee in it.

It looks like they designed the interior... but forgot to add gauges. Then said “Just slap a tablet in there.”

Blue Balls Matter

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

I’d settle for a lean too tbh.

Always here stories here in Toronto about guys who play for the Rock being teacher’s, cops and firefighters.

John Tavares, arguably one of the best players ever in the NLL (I don’t think I’m being Buffalo bias, but career records in pretty much every category), was a math teacher in Canada as as a daily job. The Bandits come close to selling out an 18k seat arena weekly, and the guy was still working a day job.

I don’t know, I don’t hate this at all. I’m certainly not a fan of the thumb nose, nor the whole nose rake angle, etc in general but, I think its a fairly pretty, if not a bit busy, design... and the livery is awesome!

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

Because:

There an entire chapter in David Epstein’s The Sports Gene (a very good book I highly recommend) about Jamaican sprinters. While there is some ties to Jamaican genetics (almost everyone on the island has gene that is correlated to sprint performance), the main reason is, like basketball or pointy ball in the US,…

Cultural emphasis on sprinting’s importance. Also maybe the thing you said

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

Jesus: Tim, when I said, “Follow me,” I didn’t mean “Get cut as much as possible.”

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

Poor NSX. Trump probably grabbed it by the intake manifold.

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

He’s basically Greg Popovich without all the charm.