They look like two friends going for a run, having a funny conversation along the way, while everyone else is trying to catch up.

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

I hope not. I like air.

Feel the love, baby, feel the love. SAF greets Ronaldo post match.

It runs on unicorn tears.

Also known as the Seventh-Inning Kvetch

Did he celebrate with his in-laws?

Nah. Duncan’s the face. He should be president. Pop is more of a Leo McGarry type. He should run the campaign and be chief of staff.

On my balls, on my dick then I bust a nut quick. On her face, on her chest, stick my dick between her breasts. Come on fellas, let’s get weird. Stick your dick up in her ear.

As I patriots fan, we lost because our offensive line got manhandled. I don’t have a problem with any of his decisions. Hopefully we’ll be better next year.

Looks like he should have gone with the cover, too.

So much for having a shut-down vas deferens.

Based on his name, you woulda thought he'd be more of a Dick about it.

Don’t believe the downplay. As is the case with Rex, something is always afoot.

Popovich is my favorite person. He does not deal with stupid bullshit but he cares about those who mean a lot to him.

I would say it’s beneth the dignity of Congress for someone to settle a stupid bet by singing a stupid baseball song on the floor of the U.S. House, but the past few years have shown that nothing is beneth the dignity of Congress.

Ronda was all out of bubblegum

I think the most favorable interpretation of this is “This is a completely ridiculous interpretation, but you can’t prove it isn’t true”.

Pretty fitting that the Seahawks didn’t bother to go that extra yard in their investigation.

At what point does it stop becoming open wheel racing? Only a small fraction of the rear wheel is open.