"Just copulated with the lightly hirsute Edelman. Earlier at the bacchanalia, he displayed his abdominal brawn to the hoi polloi. Quelle horreur! (of course I mean that ironically) "

Gronk and Beastmode

This needs to be a sitcom, or a reality show. Just have these two live together and be themselves. That was unexpectedly, extremely, funny.

I'm just here so I won't get unionized.

Screw it, everything will now be referred to as #ghazigate from now on.

You magnificent bastard. +∞.

Florida State is in big trouble. As we saw this football season, they're not adept at handling a Title defense.

Operator: "Tallahassee Police Department, how may I direct your call?"

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

A hint many people need to learn: know when to shut the fuck up and keep it to yourself.

There's something in my eyes. Fuck it, I cried.

Pretty good Katie, but the '86 Mets were able to put down 6 beers and an entire 8 ball with just 1 Straw.

Any day a visiting team's fan can leave Philly stadium alive is a good day

It's Notre Dame. This will blow over just like a scissor lift.

I did that too when I was 12. My coach always asked why I was crying in left field.

It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

So an AC problem leads to an A/C problem? Thanks for keeping us current on this, Barry.

Would have been far more effective in removing the lint had he started from the bottom.

You can tell these kids, even at a high level, still have much to learn.

Since all of the swings connected, police confirmed that no Marlins are suspects.

You guys are really reaching for stuff to publish before you acknowledge that Canada won, aren't you?