Did he celebrate with his in-laws?

Nah. Duncan’s the face. He should be president. Pop is more of a Leo McGarry type. He should run the campaign and be chief of staff.

On my balls, on my dick then I bust a nut quick. On her face, on her chest, stick my dick between her breasts. Come on fellas, let’s get weird. Stick your dick up in her ear.

This. And I cannot understand why I catch so much shit in the comments for saying a removable battery is a necessity. Batteries fail. Not always, but they certainly lose their ability to hold and take a charge over time. Most likely sooner than you will get a new phone. Its ridiculous.

SD slot is nice but without a replaceable battery, I won’t be adding to my collection of Galaxy phones (S1, GNex & S4).

As I patriots fan, we lost because our offensive line got manhandled. I don’t have a problem with any of his decisions. Hopefully we’ll be better next year.

Looks like he should have gone with the cover, too.

So much for having a shut-down vas deferens.

Based on his name, you woulda thought he'd be more of a Dick about it.

Ben Mendelsohn has allegedly been cast as a villain

I’m gonna take a bunch of salt, and I’m gonna dissolve it in water. Then, I’m gonna boil off that water. Then I’m gonna take the salt deposits and mix them back into fresh water.

Don’t believe the downplay. As is the case with Rex, something is always afoot.

Popovich is my favorite person. He does not deal with stupid bullshit but he cares about those who mean a lot to him.

The sputtering lightsaber is the best evidence that Ren is NOT Luke. Luke knew how to build a nice smooth one.

Dumb women get boring real fast.

Well, I would say it can do for books what Starbucks did for coffee, but burning books is frowned on.

I would say it’s beneth the dignity of Congress for someone to settle a stupid bet by singing a stupid baseball song on the floor of the U.S. House, but the past few years have shown that nothing is beneth the dignity of Congress.

Ronda was all out of bubblegum

For some reason, I found it to be very sad. :(

I think the most favorable interpretation of this is “This is a completely ridiculous interpretation, but you can’t prove it isn’t true”.