This makes me sad, because after all the tedious amazing effort, most people would look at it for a few seconds with a “meh” attitude and not appreciate it at all.

The design they applied with is specific enough to be patented if you ask me. If they just tried to patent a black rectangle, as you call it, it would be a completely different story. now, however, it’s patented with the crown-button and the other button (no idea how it’s called) on that exact spot, the “hidden” port,…

Pretty fitting that the Seahawks didn’t bother to go that extra yard in their investigation.

Oh... the irony....

Sometimes mixups just happen when you’re attempting to sedate a police horse.

At what point does it stop becoming open wheel racing? Only a small fraction of the rear wheel is open.

Putting Kate Upton in zero g's to fly around in a bikini is the greatest culmination of all human achievements on the records thus far.

One editorial, penned by the Albuquerque Journal, says finding a buyer for a one-of-a-kind spaceport would be near impossible and there isn't any other spaceport they can easily market it against.

"Just copulated with the lightly hirsute Edelman. Earlier at the bacchanalia, he displayed his abdominal brawn to the hoi polloi. Quelle horreur! (of course I mean that ironically) "

Gronk and Beastmode

This needs to be a sitcom, or a reality show. Just have these two live together and be themselves. That was unexpectedly, extremely, funny.

I'm just here so I won't get unionized.

Screw it, everything will now be referred to as #ghazigate from now on.

ice is no match for the rocky islands that block its path into the Fjords.

You magnificent bastard. +∞.

Florida State is in big trouble. As we saw this football season, they're not adept at handling a Title defense.

Operator: "Tallahassee Police Department, how may I direct your call?"

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

As a scientist, in fact someone who conducts animal research, I am appalled at this article. The language Chandna is using is completely inflammatory. To suggest that "anything goes in American laboratories" is to be completely ignorant of how IACUC review is actually conducted. It is true that rodent work is not…

A hint many people need to learn: know when to shut the fuck up and keep it to yourself.

There's something in my eyes. Fuck it, I cried.