The only thing that is getting me into a theater before there is a safe and effective vaccine at this point is that if they tell me that they redid Episode 8 and 9 of Star Wars.

Release the trailer you cowards!

Luke basically said that in The Last Jedi, so I don’t think that is really a controversial take there.

I came here to say this. This is 100% Dawson, and I am very much here for it.

He 100% should have been a Jedi or some kind or a former padawan from the Clone Wars.

I mean did anyone see him in Rogue One? Dude has some skills.

Simpsons are owned by Disney.

Why did you watch the porn parody with your kid? That’s super weird.

The Walking Dead was the first TV to come to mind when I saw the title of this article.

If this was Black Widow, I would think very hard and then most likely give them my $30 on top of my subscription price, but for the Mulan remake? Yeah that’s gonna be is a no from me dawg.

So it’s gonna be the turtles smoking weed and trying to have sex?

Doesn’t he not have a cape when he has the black suit?

There was even a GB2 Diamond Select Version of him In the jumpsuit and proton pack!

This is the third company (Mattell & Diamond Select) to put out basically the exact same figures and for some reason Ghostbusters fans lick this shit up every single time.

It’s not about a film needing to exist or not, it’s about not needing every little detail about a beloved character explained. It adds zero additional depth. Knowing how he got his last name, blaster, ship, best friend, and how he met his other friend wasn’t needed to understand the character of Han Solo if you had…

You know it’s totally free to not be that guy right?

Solo failed because Han Solo didn’t need an origin story. To back up that claim I am just going to leave a link to a tiny blog that nobody has ever heard of.

Considering that a majority of people that are working on this worked on Resistance and not the actual last season of Clone Wars, consider me a little skeptical.

When given the opportunity to include this popular person of color in the actual films, JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson said “nah”

Disney more than any other company in the world has used the last decade + of prosperity to buy back stock and hoard money. Now they want to rush open during a pandemic and risk peoples lives so that they can lessen the losses?