Well if you pause the trailer you can see a girl with one messed up eye and one regular eye. Maybe it’s Ada and that is why she is wearing the sunglasses? Are they going to drastically change her story? There seems to be some mystery behind her, at least more than usual.

“This statement is redundant,” I declared, “and also repetitive”

Nothing ever falls off a truck. Clearly one of these guys cousin from Southie best friend works in the factory where the banner was made. He got this wicked good idea and called his cousin and set the whole thing up.

This reminds me a lot of the Joe Torre book that came out right after he was fired from the Yankees after leading them through the last modern baseball dynasty. (SF doesn’t count - you have to win back to back championships to be considered a dynasty....Close by no cigar!)

My only hope is for Twisted Metal 2 instead of the original. But that list is fucking spot on.

Nintendo is really pushing the NES. I am excited about the majority of everything they announced today, but I just wish we would get some sort of update on what Nintendo’s plans are for the Virtual Console.

Is the game going to let you evolve your Eevee into one of the 3 gen 1 options or is it going to be like Pokemon Yellow where you couldn’t evolve your Pikachu into a Riachu?

Heyman is a talking mouth for Boras so this doesn’t surprise me at all.

I honestly wonder how long Ohtani can DH with his elbow hanging by thread. Rehab for TJ is much shorter for hitters than pitchers obviously, so maybe his 2019 season isn’t completely lost.

That last email was a fucking doozy. Applause all around.

Luigi’s Manson. 5 minutes. Hated the controls and bailed. Held onto my copy and happy to see it’s retained it’s value and then some.

What is the Super Smash Bros logo even supposed to be?

If there isn’t ridiculous roided out Max in the game I will be V disappointed.

Just a daily reminder that the Olive Garden doesn’t salt their pasta water. That is fucking pasta 101 that you learn when you’re 5 years old.

I honestly wonder what people’s reaction would be if a black player had done that.

Purple Parrots!

But where are the Tiki Torches?

As someone who didn’t own a Wii-U, I appreciate a majority of these ports. It does suck for those who did pony up for one though.

I always appreciate a good Ghostbusters 2 reference in my WYTS readings.

That is such a criminally low ranking for Tweety Bird.