Prediction: this will wind up making the film version of Watchmen look like Citizen Kane.

I hope they decide to release it at the beginning of summer.

Yay! They're not coming to my state!

The film needs about 25 more evil leers by Ray Wise.

This sounds like a hoot.

Can someone please make a Stacy Dash gif and post it here.

This is what Chuck D had in mind when he wrote this song—post Oscars credits.

Can someone please put Stacy Dash back in her pod?

Whew! That 3 1/2 hours just flew by!

Won't someone please think of the children!

Whoa!

Oh boy, Breitbart's head is going to explode in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .

When Leo refers to his entire team, does he mean the long line of models that he dates on a regular basis?

Hey, how about thanking those of us who torrented your film, Brie?

Gene Shalit, is that you?

Is Joy as insufferable as that clip makes it seem?

The Oscars? Hurry? You're new here, huh?

I've seen "Apocalypse Now" about 100 times, but I feel like I've heard that fucking Wagner song more times just tonight.

Is there any other kind of Tommy Wiseau?

I can't hear anything he's saying. I'm just staring at Olivia Wilde.