Being married to Chrissy Teigen has that effect on guys.

You just wrote one of tomorrow's Buzzfeed headlines.

Jump down, Ennio!

I really think the second half of tonight's Oscars is going to be even better.

Only two more hours to go!

How am I supposed to feel the sincerity of this song if she's not wearing an outfit made out of meat?

Please show B-roll of Lady Gaga and Joe Biden hanging out as friends.

George Thorogood would like to have a word with you.

"See, see, Biden got a standing ovation from those Hollyweird liberals!"
—Fox News, tomorrow

—Mel Gibson

It's about time!!

Can you imagine Kate Winslet's glasses with that guy's beard?

—Jared from Subway

The local ABC news affiliate here in Minneapolis just pimped an upcoming story following the Oscars featuring an interview with the Coen Brothers' old babysitter.

Small film that no one ever saw.

WHERE THE FUCK WAS ABE VIGODA?!

CHAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPIIIIIEEEEE!

Racism in Hollywood is over now!!!!!

We're all great, aren't we?

The real Suge is in a prison cell thinking about hanging Chris Rock out of a window by his feet.