So, they took the naked ladies off of the website and readership went up? What planet am I on?

Cheap Trick's first 3 records, followed by Live at Budokan, represent one of the greatest run of albums in rock history. Dream Police is pretty great, too. Fuck the Rock Hall if they don't get elected.

It's Edward and Bella, not Edythe and Fella!

Maybe we can convince ISIS that the statue is an ancient Syrian artifact, and then they can take care of it for us.

+1 on Tom Waits and Wes Anderson (except for Rushmore).

Nick And Norah’s Infinite Playlist was an unwatchable pile of shit, so my hopes for this are minimal.

Really? I love his work on Silicon Valley.

I'm still waiting for Yoko to apologize for Yoko.

I can only imagine what happens in the Grotto at that place!

I'm pretty sure that's the first time that I've heard the phrase "gaping gash" uttered on television, unless perhaps I missed it on an episode of Masterpiece Theatre.

Hello, Snoop? I've fallen (off the wagon), and I can't get (fucked) up!

A great and underrated album by a great and underrated band.

I expect that Fox News will have a calm and reasoned response to this news.

Hey everyone, Morrissey just changed his mind again and he's planned some shows in Londo . . . aaaaaaaaaand he just canceled those because he's sick again.

Just another front in liberal Hollyweird's War on Christmas®!

Does Pewdiepie narrate the whole thing from a little box in the corner of the screen? No? Then I say good day to you, sir!

Kevin Smith spent years apologizing for the original film. Maybe he can recycle some of those apologies after this sequel comes out.

Her role in Take This Waltz wasn't all that comedic either.

Uhhhh . . . Peace Train by Cat Stevens? Wow.

Hologram Sarah Vaughan or GTFO