I particularly love when Arby's periodically comes out with its "gyro" sandwich, which is just their nauseating roast beef stuffed in a pita. It's not even close to what goes into a real gyro.

That sure was a long cigarette commercial.

You mean the Adi Shankar?

I'd go with Trouble.

Shhh, Marge. He's a good digger!

When I set up my news alert to inform me about all things related to Gwyneth Paltrow's goop, this was NOT what I had in mind. Sigh.

My God, those eyebrows are so big that they've become sentient, and are now doing TV interviews!

Well A.V. Clubbers, it appears we have our new meme!

Do they have a Dinklage doll from The Station Agent of the character looking sad and forlorn?

Exactly.

I don't know that I've ever hated any single piece of media more than this flaming piece of shit. I get angry even thinking about its existence.

I think some Kanye-proof fencing around the perimeter of the stage ought to help with this.

Urge to kill Millennials, rising

They should have called it Before (Sunrise) We Go.

Let's hope this summer coming-of-age film covers all of the themes that were missed in The To Do List. And Adventureland. And The Way, Way Back. And The Flamingo Kid. And . . .

He was great in Steven Soderbergh's Che.

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Derp

It's a little known fact—Woody Allen has to make a new movie every single year, or the bomb on the bus will explode.

The Onion pretty much summed up why I'm not going to bother reading this: