God, you're a helpless troll. The worst part is that you're not even interesting or good at trolling.

Today we're all Dikachu.

Porn . . . is there anything it can't do?

So which is the more disgusting Times Square—the one from the 1970s with all of the sex clubs and XXX theaters, or the one today with shitty tourist traps and chain restaurants from the likes of that asshat Guy Fieri? Frankly, I'm horrified by both.

Heh heh, Cochese is cool.

I got to try a glass of an 8-year-old Willett Rye last weekend. Oh lordy, was that smooth.

So many!

Awful review. This episode was great, and this has turned into one of the best shows on TV. Please, new reviewer next season!

So, the Stormtroopers drive a specially-designed car that looks sort of like a Camaro in the new movie? I'm so confused right now.

Somewhere, Jason Hervey is shedding a tear or two.

[Hits the accelerator on the Landspeeder and forces the Tatooine Nazis into the river]

Yes. This.

You are the personification of derp.

I'm just glad to see that you get a clear WiFi signal on your short bus.

Oh no, you've made a character judgement based on the profile settings on my A.V. Club account. I take offense to that! I think you shouldn't have the right to make such comments in public, and I'm going to make many comments espousing this point—especially on a snarky humor site. Seriously, I think you'd be more…

C'mon, he needs hard, concrete evidence for any point that a commenter makes on a pop culture website. Otherwise, you can't possibly counter his argument!

I see that you read it. You just didn't understand it. But that's okay. The world needs seat-fillers, too. Plus the editors at Salon will be so happy that they have another sycophant to buy all of their manufactured outrage, apology porn, and exasperation over, gasp!, jokes.

Sigh, I hate virtual arguments on comment boards. I just named some. Did you read my comment?

The consequences are that people—largely ones who call themselves progressive—are becoming poster children for being exactly the kind of whining, self-important morons that the right-wing media constantly calls them out for being (usually, they're wrong, but not in this case). They are trying to change the societal…

I think you're taking the word "police" a tad literally.