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John Cocktoasten
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George W. Bush showed that it can even land you in the White House for 8 years.

He can be two things.

One of my favorite Elaine moments ever.

Shhhh!

Thanks—I'll have to check that out. For all of their good ol' boy posturing, fights with Neil Young, and overexposure on AOR radio, I think people tend to overlook just how good they were as musicians.

I'm not a Skynyrd fan in general, nor of "Freebird," but the 7+ minutes of guitar freakout that ends this live version is fucking great.

All right, tacos, tacos, tacos! Come on in taco lovers! Here at Trejo's Tacos we're slashing tacos in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of tacos, this is a taco blow out! All right, we got white tacos, black tacos, Spanish tacos, yellow tacos, we got hot tacos, cold tacos, we got wet tacos, we got [sniff]

In no context whatsoever is Lena Dunham a voice for this or any other generation.

Ha ha! Remember the 80s?

I feel like this would be a better show if it were actually funny. I did not laugh much at all during any episode this season, and I think I can safely take it off my "must-see" list.

Notice how the hula hoop spins. Back and to the left, back and to the left . . .

Maybe, like, 3 of them play the keytar or something.

Hmmm . . . I wonder what types of pussy they have where Trejo's Regulator character works?

Ooh, I can't wait to see who they cast in the role of the young blob. I just hope they can mimic the mannerisms of the older blob that we've all come to know and love.

This guy makes movies now at the same rate that Danielle Steele shits out her latest novel of the hour. Seriously, take an extra year or two, focus and put in the time to make a memorable, worthwhile film.

R.I.P.
Vince Vaughn's Career
1989-2015
No matter what anyone says, you were never really all that funny.

I really, really wish I found Kate McKinnon to be anywhere near as funny as this reviewer does.

Well, if it's even half as good as "Gentlemen Broncos" was . . .

Well, now we know that the "D" in the DSM-V stands for "douche."

"Yo, David Oyelowo, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best breakthrough performances of all time! One of the best breakthrough performances of all time!"