The original "Bad News Bears" is the best baseball movie of all time. And it's not even close. That is all.

Former NASCAR driver Dick Trickle is a close second.

Other than the opening and closing battle scenes, "Saving Private Ryan" is pretty much a big ball of sentimental schmaltz, so I'm not sure why anyone thinks that it is indefensible that "Shakespeare in Love" won that year.

My personal favorite quote from this episode: "I will send Bart the money to fly home, and then I will murder him."

The scene with Tyrion killing Shae and his father was so much better in the book. I was so looking forward to seeing it recreated in this episode, and they somehow muted the drama of that moment a little too much. Especially without Tywin telling Tyrion about Tysha and the whole "Wherever whores go" line.

"This is my billy club, this is my gun.
This is for fighting, and this is for fun."

Does the statue have large talons?

They'll have to pry my U.S. regional borders from my cold, dead hands . . .

I'm five episodes into this new season, and I have just one question—WHERE THE FUCK IS PORNSTACHE?!

If someone doesn't say, "Pitches, leave" at Comerica Park tonight, I'll be very, very disappointed.

Jesus, is Adam Driver offering a bulk discount on his acting rate?

Get a rope.

[chuckles] Your brazen retort reminds me of a rather ribald observation by Chaucer on the conventions of societal class structure from The Tale of Melibee section of "The Canterbury Tales."

I wonder if with certain people, that perhaps it's actually more respectful to NOT mention the work they did in their life.

Oh boy, another saccharine family drama with characters who speak and act in ways that are in no way consistent with reality? And it features Jason Bateman in a rare turn as a put-upon straight-man character who is forced to make do with the crazy people around him? And you say it even has a performance by an aging…

It's like Bababooey from Howard Stern and a Redbox had a child.

Better not tell Carrie Fisher!

Harrison Ford? What's that?

Ack ack!

It's ponderous, man. Ponderous. Fuckin' ponderous.