And in the meantime, those unidentified, partially decomposed corpses just sat in the corner waiting to be identified . . .

Do the chickens have large talons?

Well, at least by working on a fictional story they won't have to completely make everything up like they did with "Catfish."

RIP, Maggie.

Well, if it's even half as funny as "The Internship" with Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson . . .

Don McLean was wrong. Today is the day that the music died.

Iris him nothing but the best.

I don't know—doesn't seem to be anything wang with the movie's premise.

George Washington: Milton, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you into the basement of Valley Forge. We have the Marquis de Lafayette coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your tri-corner hat and pantaloons and move them down there, that would be terrific, OK?

Ooh, Cho's college president is going to have her hands full with the hijinx from those guys over at Chugalug House. I hear that they even got Nerdlinger to build them a bra bomb for when the President of the United States visits campus.

Or maybe the theaters can just not show 7 or 8 of these fucking things before every single movie. How about pick the best 3?

Terrible, terrible review of a truly beautiful and powerful film. Wonderful acting all around, especially from Brie Larson, and every complaint this reviewer has about cliches in the screenplay are off-base and simply wrong.

Abacus or GTFO.

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome . . . James Purrphy of LCD Meowndsystem!"

Yeah, and his use of the word "bro" isn't doing him any favors either.

Are you the real Shia LaBeouf plagiarizing your apology, or are you a gimmick poster plagiarizing the actual Shia LaBeouf, who in turn plagiarized this apology from someone else? How deep does this rabbit hole go?!

Wow, I didn't know that. I wonder why?

No "Blue is the Warmest Color" for Best Foreign Film? Huh?

Oh boy, I hope he makes another film that explores the violent nature of reven . . . zzzzzzzzzzzz.

They haven't lived in Minneapolis for a long time.