Hey, Fuck you Paul Ryan, your doublespeak is a waste of ALL of our time

Wait til you hear that they’ve changed play calls so that a post route to the right is now called “Muslim Ban”

The most important thing to do is trade in all of your 50s and 100s for single dollar bills, as that will provide you more kindling once we’re all displaced by the Great War.

I’ve been trying to quit cigarettes for a while, and have tried to start once again this past weekend. It’s been, ummm, difficult.

Wow that kermit meme is played out and used so incorrectly here. He should be apologizing for that, as well as for showing his ass publicly.

heard the TNT crew go in on it too last night during the Knicks game. Damn, imagine being such laughing stocks that you’re even more worthy of derision than the Knicks.

I always enjoyed this anecdote about Wilbur Ross. Because of his company of fellow nominees he’s not the most evil motherfucker in this list, but this still pretty nuts

why can’t trump appoint James Dolan to something dammit?

I thought it was b/c I put in the appropriate emoji

edited out: ehh not as funny as I thought i guess

Damn, you guys should have unionized a long time ago

lol as opposed to the pearl clutching over the past 8 years? Spare me.

Are you really upset that people are concerned about how demonstrably unprepared and inexperienced this woman is for the role she’s about to occupy? Being tolerant does not mean accepting laziness and ineptitude as the other side of the same coin. Sheesh.

You know nothing Julianne

Rex Tillerson basically did the same exact thing but with a different canned answer of something along the lines of needing to see more info on that/he doesn’t have req’d security clearance yet. Galling.

I feel weird even laughing at this. DJT’s open disdain for Tiffany is downright cruel.

+1 meaty forehead