Never not relevant:

this is why it’s worth remembering how to spell “schadenfreude”

Their twitter account reads like Nihilist Arby’s

well said! The american election cycle is one of the most american things we have.

Money talks!

I did this yesterday and accidentally peeled part of my finger when i should have been aiming better for the apple.

The idiots love “Springtime for Hitler”!

obligatory:

How hard do Republicans’ dicks get when they manage to title a bill into a patriotic cheer like SAFE?

They nailed it the other day when saying this was a performative arts display of The Producers.

Jon Mayer’s wardrobe called and said yes I would like to have rich sex.

“Do you know who Idris Elba is?”

isn’t Deuteronomy the one these assholes refer to when hating gays?

Sweet potato plate with too many marshmallow

Turkey sans stuffing?

This is the best crazy Bills fans video yet

Can you guy please hire Jason Concepcion???

My dad’s a journalist. He says his tip to breezing by security is to always start fidgeting with your nose as you approach a checkpoint and NO ONE will want to touch any form of ID you may or may not have.

Stand your ground on the internet!

This is a point already made by others, but complaining about an inequitable distribution of talking time by republicans is, well, a bit RICH