That car hit Baby’s taco like it was some sort of pedophile.

This is the same type of moron who would say “Well if you hate the 2nd amendment so much...MOVE 2 ANOTHER COUNTRY, U LIBTARD!!!”

I'm very surprised he didn't attempt to Dr. Justin Bieber M.D. this and give himself an enormous dong.

Samer writes some shit sometimes. He could be a columnist at Deadspin named Samer.

We control our own Destiny:

I saw about this on Myspace

the fuck is Gibraltar doing in the final of anything?

Steven Gerrard slip against Chelsea. The irony of it is haunting. Arguably best player of EPL era doesn’t win a title b/c he falls on his own face.

so someone’s job was to just sit at a bar basically? I am, if possible, overqualified for that role. where can i sign up??

What about the fact that there's the slowest of zoom-ins occurring as well?

How about Raheem Sterling or Coutinho?

I honestly read this as "Andrea Bocelli"

As a ginger... I'd say the best part is getting to plop"ginger" into rap lyrics in place of a different word (but with the same letters re-arranged), guilt-free.

but what happened to that house?

Boston news segment during the summer..."It's so fahkin wahm out right now we put the ice outside and it fahkin melted!"

#NFLCares? #NFLCaresNOT?