Man, Vince Neil went downhill after the 80s.

We can’t keep treating terrorists like Marjorie Taylor Greene and Josh Hawley like children throwing tempertantrums, because children don’t have millions of terrorists with AK-47's and a loose grip on reality willing to storm government buildings. They're reacting like misbehaving children, but they're far more…

Bill O’Reilly used to regularly attack George Tiller and call him “Tiller the Killer” on his show. Until, you know — whoopsiedoodles! — a terrorist murdered him. So it’s not like there’s no precedent for Fox News chodes causing violence.

Meatsweats Marj would be delighted if her performance inspired a crazy to do violence against AOC, I suspect.

The best example of a man who can do both (facial hair and no facial hair) is Chris Evans. Also known as Best Chris. Cheekbones and jawline of a god, but can grow a mighty fine beard.

1. The inability of anyone to say the first thing without being called an anti-semite.

I’ve long since given up on Israel as a country we need to be defending or assisting in any way. Israel today is little different from South Africa under apartheid. They aren’t our friends, nor allies, nor good citizens of Earth.

Two things are fucked up:

Every new picture of her she looks a little worse than the last. Evil takes its toll. I saw this one today :

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
Just make sure they are well educated, wealthy,
have job offers already, and are white,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!

I think this might be what tips the scale in favor of me leaving Jezebel. There is sometimes a level of tone deafness here that is staggering and youth is no excuse.

Gee, thanks for showing a few being tortured! You’re the best!

Seriously. That photo is DISGUSTING.  Please change it. 

Why did she bite rabbits?

You couldn’t find a better picture than one of a lab in which they’re preparing to test things in rabbit’s eyes?  Because that’s what that is. 

That’s the most irritating thing about “cancel culture” - rightwing evangelicals invented the moral-outrage boycott, they can’t get mad when other people start doing it too. I spent much of my childhood in the Bible Belt and was in middle school when my church encouraged a Disney boycott because they didn’t…

Also if you hate the gays that much I'm pretty sure you're supposed to be shopping at Walmart, Target loves some pride merch too. 

‘I’m never buying your merch again. My daughter’s never watching you again.’

I was hesitant to allow my 6-yo daughter to be exposed to such a lifestyle (ever-present sequined hair bows), but the grace and honesty and courage JoJo has shown has been so impressive I’ve become a fan. She had to know so many moms would come for her with cruelty and she’s just living her life. Shame on them. What a…

Ever connected to her fans, she Googled herself. Then she read the thousands of comments. “I never should have done that. I was thinking that all the comments were going to be nice and supportive, and they weren’t,” she says. “A lot of them were, ‘I’m never buying your merch again. My daughter’s never watching you…