Leopards eating faces, etc.

If he were holding the rope at a lynching he’d be doing it while claiming that he single handedly was lowering black unemployment.

When I was in second grade they made an announcement at school that there was a Pogo Bal in the lost and found. Now the Pogo Bal was an incredibly stupid toy that was really popular for like one summer in the late 80s. I figured, lost and found? Victimless crime! So I claimed it and took it home on the bus.

But only suckers and losers sign up for an army.

Know the laws in your state! Here in Colorado for example, you are not allowed to campaign (defined by anything showing advocacy for a candidate including holding a sign or wearing a t-shirt) within 100 feet of the entrance of a polling place and that 100 foot limit has to be clearly posted.

My mom was head of audit selection our state’s tax department and my dad was in charge of the cigarette tax stamps, but I didn’t know that when I was in first grade, I probably didn’t even understand what an account was at the time, so on the day in first grade where my teacher Mrs. Adams went around the class and…

Not that wild...but as a second-grader I much preferred to stay in and read during mandatory playground time...so I wrote a note to my teacher from my dad, saying I could not be daylight until I adjusted to my new glasses...my mistake was signing it “Love, Guy.” Also block printing...

Well, that’s terrifying. But please note that if you go to defendyourballot.com, there’s a handy button for reporting an “election incident.” It seems to me that some beardy psycho calling for an “army” to “watch them” (i.e., people trying to vote) is an obvious voter suppression tactic - and therefore an “election…

Just a reminder that while you can only vote in your own districts Senate and Congress races, you can donate to whoever the hell you want.

We seriously need to get better at recognizing the deflection tactic. Please move on from the “will he” or “won’t he” discussion; there are serious issues happening in the present that need full-on attention. The media plays into it every fucking time.

They were saying boo-urns.

One of the things I love about that “vote him out” clip is the way you can see how poor his balance is. The rocking and twitching is chicken soup for the soul. I hope that being booed sent him into another couple of mini-strokes. I think he’s got a rally tonight. Being booed is going to make act out something awful.

The initial wailing sound on that video is a perfect representation of America’s emotional state in 2020. It was perfect, Trump standing there with the wail of anguished souls ringing in the background. I hope there is a hell for Donald. 

Lol hush now, incel. The grownups are talking.

Ilhan Omar’s Donald TRump is a marriage ruining whore who destroyed another woman’s his 3 marriages for shits and giggles chasing pussy. That, combine with her his being an anti-Semite fat, lying, lazy, illiterate racist should justify her him being punched in the face kicked in the nuts every time she he steps out…

He means winter in Minnesota.

Also, Ilhan served it right up, hot fire right there. It’s just sad that we are in full blown Wrestlemania foolishness between Trump and whom ever he wants to attempt a dunk on. Him being brick city and shit at it is just bait and then he gets to pull the whoa whoa look at errybody…

In Trump’s defense, Rep. Ilhan Omar’s country has become something of a shithole.

Trump put up something on his twitter about her and there were idiots saying “Send her back to the Middle East!”