FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IT’S NOT ‘CONGRESS.’ It’s Republicans in Congress. This isn’t that hard, folks. I’m honestly not going to read the rest of the post.

Hear hear. There are not two sides. There’s the “side” that exists in actual reality, then there’s the deluded gullible saps and sadistic profiteering scumbags enabling and wallowing in Lard Belly’s endless parade of bullshit. They are not a “side”, they are the anchors dragging the rest of us down.

They think all their voter suppression fuckery will save them. I’m very worried they may be correct.

Other people have said it, but I’m going to add to the comment space that says this is not “both sides”. That’s either lazy reporting or lying.

Congress is not in a standoff and Republicans and Democrats are not playing a game of chicken. This both sides-ism needs to stop. Republicans are holding the lives of desperate and in need Americans hostage because they don’t fucking care who suffers and who dies as a result of their inaction, especially if it will…

It would be really nice if outlets did not try to “both sides” this one. Republicans deliberately tabled this bill in bad faith knowing Dems could never accept it. Mitch McConnell admitted this himself. Dems wanted 1.3 trillion, GOP countered with 300 billion. That is not a compromise, that is an insult. Also the bill…

• Ben Shapiro got owned by a calendar after insinuating that Democratic leaders hadn’t made comments about the coronavirus before February. [Twitter]

Charlatan

There’s only one officially sanctioned word to refer to “Dr.” Phil:

People who call other people “daddy” when they find them attractive skeeve me the fuck out and raises concerning red flags.

At this point? Both.

“Defenestration Is the Only Response to Imagining These Fuckers on the Supreme Court”

And yet none of those examples have ever had this issue. If an event that was just invented a decade ago has already reached a point that similar events, despite being DECADES older, haven’t, then perhaps it’s time to let it go. Don’t act like this is some deep seeded cultural tradition worth fighting for. This is a…

Retire them, along with big wedding, engagement parties, baby showers, and all other events that have gotten WAY out of hand.

“To be clear, Karvunidis appears to be condemning explosions or violence stemming from gender reveal celebrations more than the antiquated format in which adults celebrate the publication of the kind of genitals a fetus appears to have in the womb...

Party goers attest that other than a chunk of nannan’s skull landing in the punch bowl the party was an absolute blast!

It’s still making me laugh that the phrase ‘Antifa Navy’ was making the rounds on social media after reports of pro-Trump parade boats going under.

Describe the GOP platform in 15 words or less: “Totally Cool With You Getting Evicted and Starving and Dying and Stuff”.

November 3rd