Ugh, when I got the CDC postcard about COVID, it said “PRESIDENT TRUMP’S GUIDELINES FOR AMERICA” and I died a little inside.

Just dont tell her brother about the dogs...

From their respective prison cells (fingers crossed). 

“It’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?”

Bull-fucking-shit.

I’m pretty. Boys think I’m pretty. Lots of boys. Even powerful Korean boys like Kim Jung Un. He was totally hitting on me. I am so pretty.

I mean with the Kennedys that is somehow entirely believable.

Frankly, I think what service industry people want most of all is to be paid enough to keep surviving. I’m not shocked that a lot of us are clambering to get back to work given the extra $600 unemployment has run out and unemployment as a whole has been a nightmare for Californians (and I’m sure lots of other people,…

So apparently this is going to be the “but her emails” of this cycle, where the media essentially adopts and amplifies conservatives’ bad faith, impossible-to-meet, ever-shifting demands that Biden sufficiently denounce rioting and looting and violence (oh, you repeatedly denounce looting? rioting? but did you…

A lot of people see Pence as a non-entity because he’s not a great public figure but ever since learning about him in early 2016, I have seen him as somebody incredibly dangerous. He harmed a lot of people in Indiana without needing to resort to political theatrics like Trump. This is the guy who approved queer…

He will, before this is over, cheer on people to shoot fellow Americans.

Plus, there’s shit like New Mutants. In which Sunspot, a character who is supposed to be Afro-Brazillian in the comics, is played by a white guy in the movie because the Director/co-writer didn’t care much about colorism and wanted someone who “looked rich”.

I look forward to the day when the first question out of my interviewer’s mouth isn’t “How do you define yourself?” I look forward to the day when any clown who smoked a bad batch doesn’t get to just fly into my grill and unload on me. People of color, gender-fluid people, people of a certain weight—we are all on…

Is it even praise? Or just a statement of fact that applies to the vast majority of human kind? It’s like saying “He has legs”

I hope she enjoys the check or whatever she got for selling out her late husband, but the resentment and animosity in your family will never leave you, hope it was worth it, Karen. 

Dude, he is one step from uttering ‘The pure white women are gonna be jumped on by the darkies if you let Joe run the country! Fear it!’ and having them put him in a ‘foreboding’ spotlight.

I like how these proclamations of ‘look at what is happening and imagine it happening if Joe gets elected’ overlook its HAPPENING…

if he was mournful and paranoid during the speech about America’s current condition, wait til he finds the current shitshow happened on his and the GOP’s fucking watch. (oh and PS to Larry Kudlow, stop talking about the pandemic in the past tense you piece of shit, IT’S STILL HERE)

If you value your sanity don't read the comments on that article.

Turns out the 17 year old murderer was front and fucking center at a Trump rally in January. Because of fucking course. 

Don’t forget the stain on Patricia's shirt at the time. That really pulled the whole "scared white people" schtick together.