ha ha you little bitch.  You’re gonna lose to a Black man.  I hope it fucking hurts

The Party Of Law And Order.

He looks like my granpa.  I fucking hated that guy

They should just call it The Marion Morrison Airport

Simon, no one over 20 should ever be on an electric scooter unless it’s a Rascal

too bad that first ballot will probably cast for trump

when I was on prednisone for a lung infection, I cleaned my entire house, including all the closets and drawers.

can you talk to my landlord, please?

isn’t bribing people for their vote illegal?  ha ha, never mind, it’s trump

Home Town on HGTV is my guilty pleasure. Laurel, Mississippi, looks charming (it’s the South, but still), and I appreciate their mission to fix up their home town. Erin can be a little annoying, but Ben is the Ginger Bear of my dreams

I still think Matt Gaetz has his head further up the orange ass than Timid Lobotomy. but it’s pretty close

Jesus Christ, could Matt Gaetz have his head any further up Trump’s ass? This takes brown-nosing to a whole other level. Maybe he’s bucking for Lindsay’s lickspittle position after Graham is voted out.

please tell me Hicks gave it to Stephen “extra nazi in a WWII movie” Miller.

Thoughts and prayers, assholes.  Never said what I’m thinking or what I’m praying for.

yeah, that’s a hard no for me.  I would never wish death on anyone, but I have no problem with this fucker suffering for a good long while.  Hopefully he’ll use his time on a respirator to think about the 200 thousand Americans he killed by letting wearing a mask be politicized.  Fuck him.  Does that make me a bad…

whaddaya know, karma is real

This began with the “I was afraid he would touch me” excuse for murdering gay men and trans women. Hence the phrase “homophobia”, “transphobia” etc.. There just isn’t a better word for it. Maybe transechthra, but I don’t speak Greek

And he’s performing well among voters who are not fuckin rich

god I hate rich people. 

I like your style